The story of a Friend and a Stoner.

Stoner: Got any food?
Friend: Ya, in the fridge.
Stoner goes and comes back 5 mins later
Stoner: Thanks
Friend: Whaddya eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhhhhh…..Giggles what?
Friend: What did you eat?
Stoner: Giggles I love life, the world is like a bag of chips, all shiny and pretty, then you open it and have unlimited happiness.
Friend: .........What the hell did you eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhh…..everything Giggles.
Friend: WTF??!